(Just kidding. I've still got the 1/3 of the soul I had before last week.)
But, after much discussion and scrutiny with various peers, a comprehensive list of possible costume ideas has been formed.
1. Marla Singer from "Fight Club"
Pros: I can TOTALLY pull off her crazy methhead hairstyle. Not to mention she's one sexy motherfucker, without being too skanky.
Cons: I might have to actually start smoking meth to make it believable. But everyone makes sacrifices.
2. Alyx Vance from "Half-Life 2"
Pros: I've heard that I could possibly be convincing in this role, with my Mutt of the World looks. Plus-FINGERLESS GLOVES!
Cons: I'm terrified of the hardcore game fans that will flay me alive for not knowing every single possible cheat code and "Das Kapital" reference.
3. Slave-girl Leia, from "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"
Pros: Now THIS is a franchise I know and love. I grew up on Star Wars. Plus...TOTALLY would have hooked up with Harrison Ford in the 80's.
Cons: I don't really want to become geekdom wetdream fodder all across the Midwest, which is always a risk when going with the chainmetal bikini option.
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