Jutzpah

"Hey, you wanna go to homecoming with me?"

"You don't have a date? We should go together!"

"You should come to homecoming with me, it'll be fun!"

"I'd offer to ask you to come to homecoming with me, but only if you can deal with my sweet dance skills."

"You should come in our limo. We'll have a contest-if I trip over my heels, I have to jerk as soon as we get out of the car."

So many options.

All of them so simple.

And so fucking scary....

Guys. How do you do it? Where do you find the jutzpah to ask a girl out? If you can't tell me where you get it, can you lend me some?

Seriously. I need suggestions.

Thanks.

EDIT: THIS IS MY 100th POST!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!