Things I Would Like To Do

-eat chocolate mousse cake

-scratch Bebop's ears

-fuck Jack Bauer

-fuck Robert Downey Jr.

-fuck Gerard Butler

-fuck Dr. Gregory House

-fuck Cedric Diggory

-fuck Elisha Cuthbert

-get my hair cut

-throw Bebop's red ball

-flirt with my brother's friends and make them nervous

-listen to "Dear Prudence" over and over again

-have a threesome with the Deschansel sisters

-smoke up

-drink the rest of the plum sake

-go to the beach/downtown/shopping/movies/??? with BB McGee, GG2, and GG3

-nerd out with the three people mentioned + the guys

-start dancing again

-play with fire

-swim at midnight