In case I come back too late

Here they are, for all of future posterity.

My resolutions for 2010

1. I will treat my family with the love and respect that they deserve.

2. I will stop lying about (to?) myself.

3. I will make someone laugh every day.

4. I will give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes.

5. I will let myself fall into a whirlwind of whimsy and ridiculousness.

Happy holidays.