WHAT DO I DO

me: Gah...so bored

him: I coulda made you not bored ;-)

him: tell me a story

me: once upon a time, there was a girl who was crazy flexible and people kept bending her into insane positions. the end

him: i think that's hot

him: haha you have it easy being hot

me: that definitely depends on who you ask

him: well I'm asking me. and I say you're fucking hot

me: haha you guys should rescue me. come to solana beach!

him: okay if I come alone?

me: gah why am I not hanging out with you guys. this sucks

him: i know. god, the things I would do to you

me: wow, not shy at all are we?

him: not at all

HELP.